Moose, eh?

My wife and eldest went to see Brother Bear. They weren't too impressed, except with Bob and Doug McEnzey as Moose. When told the storyline I just about puked. Disney is the perpetuator of minority religions. (Well, who knows about that Chinese movie...but I am surprised they didn't slip in an "we were seeded by aliens!" in the Hawaiin one. >:-( )

Anyway...as Strange Brew is my #7 movie of all time, I really wanted to see this, so grudgingly (post-purchase New Release surprise!) rented the Sing-Along video plastered with Brother Bear but Narrated by THE MOOSE! :-)

Tam said I was seeing the best part of the movie. They were fun. But there is something missing when they're not talking about Beer, Donuts and Hockey. *sigh* It was mostly "I can too dance, eh!" and "You're not not dumb!" stuff I wasn't sure I was happy to impress my boys with. I'd rather they see Strange Brew. Intoxins, hard hockey checks and all.

Why not to rent this movie: THEY PLAY IT IN TRIPLICATE!!! It's worse than teletubbies!! The first round is words on the bottom, second round is super-imposed dancing kids (having all I can do not to run to the toilet vomitting!) but the LAST version (after credits, *whew*!--turn off excuse) is just the music track and sing along words. Did I mention I didn't like Phil Collins music and he's paying off his multi-million dollar mortgate waxing out cheesey feel good (because that's all that matters) Disney crap?