Cease and Desist: The House of Yes, Eulogy

Want to eradicate any desire for 'social interaction'? Give these two movies a spin.

The House of Yes stars Parker Posey in a cute glamorous role...then (gah) Tori Spelling enters the picture as some odd flake-wit indecisive huffing (as in stupid breathy laughs) chick and the movie quickly derails into a goram-sordid incest flick. You read that right. Now stay away. This movie is worse that a cute puppy growing up into a senile sexually confused mutt.

We thought we'd clear the pallatte with a movie called "Eulogy" (what the hell was I thnking? OK here's the skinny: it HAD to be better than leadership bs coming from "Master & Commander" she brought home, right?) with Ray Romano and, well, I can't remember. One cute chick who narrarated the thing but was way overcrowded by obnoxious people and dead-end social scenarios. It's as ugly as a soap opera, but instaed of fauning has a just-can't-shut-up garrishness.

Dang. I was hoping to encourage you to post "Stay Away" movies (Maybe that would have kept me from watching Up a Creek and Abe from Dumb and Dumberer) with a short three word warning. But I'm bored and felt like ranting. Hope you're entertained.